PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report) – Donald J. Trump beat up Joe Biden in criticizing President Joe Biden for firing almost no one in his first hundred days.
“It took me little more than a week to fire Sally Yates, and by March I had fired 46 US attorneys,” he said. “I’m on the right track and have never looked back.”
At the speed Biden is going, Trump said, “He will look at his desk over the same losers throughout his term in office.”
In another alleged failure of Biden’s first hundred days, Trump tore up the president for having had “no fights at all” with television stars.
“It’s almost like he doesn’t even watch TV,” Trump said. “What does he do all day?”